814. - Chris & Jason

All right, this episode of How Long Gone is brought to you by Stateside with Kai and Carter, a new podcast from The Guardian. And they are using this podcast to slow down the news and wrestle with the questions that we all have about what's happening in the world. And they do it three times a week. Jason, does that sound familiar to you? We don't really talk about, you know, a lot of international global news items and climates and cultures and sports and things like that. We do talk about fashion and wellness, but for everything else, Kai and Carter are a great place. All right, so who couldn't use more news? Listen wherever you get your podcast. or watch on YouTube. How long gone? How long gone? Rare. Rare live from Glendale. We're in the same room. I'm looking at Jason's shirts hang drying. I'm checking out how he rearranged his office. The birds are tripping. I want to talk about something real quick. He said, I got a bone to pick. No, I just, everybody, everything is now a studio. What happened to just an office? Like if you're a graphic designer or like a writer, whatever it might be, if you're using a computer, I don't know if it's a studio. I think it's an office. I think because everyone would rather be a broke creative than a gainly employed employee. I think when it's an office, that denotes that we're doing spreadsheets and emails and things like that. It doesn't have to, but that's how it's been framed. And a studio means, yes, we're doing spreadsheets in there, but I'm also ideating, I'm whiteboarding, we're doing a photo shoot. It's a creative space. Yeah, we got this vintage. printing machine on Facebook Marketplace and we're going to do our zines like analog style. And you can't do that in an office. Have you ever heard of letterpress? Yeah, you're absolutely right, but I think it's time to bring back office. Office isn't a dirty word. It's a place where work gets done, whatever that work might be. I know Office Magazine likes to hear that, right? I think they're out of business. But yeah, in theory, I mean, in theory, yes. See the concept of the office as well as its media tentpole, Office Magazine?

You know, those grapes have run dry. No offense to any of our listeners, but it was never a tentpole of anything. Well, I mean, by namesake alone, at the very least. I think we need to reframe it. I think office isn't a dirty word, and it's okay to say that I'm at my office, not in my studio. I would call this your office or your man cave. I feel like man cave or office is a better representation of what happens in here than studio. Even though you're doing creative work here. Only creative work in here. Only creative work. Just to be clear, it's only. All of my admin is done in the living room, typically. Oh, I understand. So you separate church and state. Oh, you have to. That's why I have my bigs in here. Yeah, so since last time I had been in this Jason's office at his house, he's added some... um what i can only my office space it's a living document and if you want to be the anonymous panda and come into my living document you can treat it with some fucking respect okay anonymous salamander comes in and he's saying but jason's added like an office it's very rigid this is where the filing cabinets are this is the desks don't move blah blah there's a bathroom there's a water cooler the studio space that i have in my creative lounge Ever evolving. Ever evolving. It's very fluid. But I want to understand because they're called Genelec. Genelec. And these are, I assume, something for the heads that you learned about on Reddit. Swag-ass speakers. Okay. No, I mean, I've known about them. They're an industry standard studio monitor. They come in various shapes and sizes from little to big. But these are little ones, but they're known for being high-quality, portable. pack a punch have a really good you know dynamic range of sound frequencies and they also you know look nice because so many studio monitor speakers look goofy speakers are goofy and unnecessary unless you're a professional musician but you are in some regards so i'll give it to you yeah but if you came to my house and i had these you'd be like who are you fooling no i don't think so these are normal i mean how much are they

That pair is probably 800. Okay. And they come with the stands or the stands hit extra? That's going to cost. I knew it. I knew it was going to cost. They come with their own little stands, like these little rubber feet. Because the whole point of it is that they're not affixed to anything that'll create the vibration. So they want to have a little absorption of shock. Of course. So you have more of a puro sound. So is this sort of... These are coming at you in the raw brushed aluminum finish. I see that. Where they're normally like a matte black standard electronic color. Seeing these just made me wonder if there's something happening in here that I'm not aware of. Have you received some stems? Are you doing something that requires these? Or was it just time to level up? Oh, that's so funny. I just looked at my phone and have my notes app open. It's been doing voice to text our entire podcast for the last 10 minutes or whatever. Are you doing something that requires these stems? You know what I mean? So sometimes I spend a lot of my life with these headphones on. Yeah. And it can become a little taxing on the ear. So sometimes, you know, it's the summer. And it's a little bit of a different, more casual vibe. So sometimes I'll edit the pod with those. But also, more importantly, if I'm just in here working or doing some writing and I want to, like, blast some music, kind of James Frey style, just like... You put on that ACDC best of and get down to it? Thunder! Yeah, I mean, him and Stephen King being like... Well, okay, this chapter is going to be about how a gopher gets bitten by Dracula and he comes and kills a family. And then it's like, we are back in blind. Some of the worst music ever created. How the hell does this guy, how does Stephen King write 100 million books so prolifically while listening to the ACDC, any music with lyrics? How do you write?

I think that's why he's built different. And I also think that liking that kind of music is a disease that infects a generation that we are not a part of. Thank fucking Christ. Thank God that I was bit by the Alice in Chains bug and not the ACDC bug. And maybe it's just a generational difference, but liking ACDC and shit like that is boomer only. It's Joe Rogan coded. Boomer only. As I've gotten older, I'm able to understand the physical expression of ACDC and their music. The simple, rhythmic kind of celebrating the way I would be able to enjoy an American football game of guys just hitting each other for a while. I appreciate it a little bit, but it's still music. That's my least favorite genre of music. i think dumb guy rock dumb guy rock is my least favorite well for i'm sorry we we skipped ahead because they should do school of rock for adults whose brains haven't really developed that much dumb guy because like everyone i know whose kid is in school of rock like acdc is basically there's a big scandal school of rock it's kind of over It still exists. There's so many schools of rock. Obviously, I know about the scandal. It was kind of crazy, though. No, I know they still exist. It's just like every school of rock, Bikram yoga. There's so many of these things. We got to get these guys out of here. We were too excited when we started. We didn't lead with a congratulations because two couples in our lives got married this week. Our friend Ryland. who's been on the show, a good friend of ours, and his wife Julia eloped in Northern California. And our friend Jeff Bezos and his beautiful bride Lauren Sanchez paid the city of Venice, Italy, $60 million so they could kind of take it over for a three-day weekend to celebrate their love. We did celebrate their wedding on the last episode.

Well, it hadn't happened yet. It feels like it. I mean, I'm actively working on a clip about it right now. But the only thing that I took away from that wedding, and first of all, congrats to our actual friends who got married. If you need the best lymphatic drainage in town, just send me a DM. I'll put you in touch. Best facial as well. Best facial as well. And if you need... If you need a hit song made locally by an artisan craftsperson in my area. Yeah. If you need a hit song, let me put you in touch. Several people listening to this podcast do need a hit song. Yeah. I mean, I was thinking just this morning, I was like, I should really be a little more helpful. Also, my brother, commercial real estate agent, if you want to open a restaurant, if you're looking for a cool retail space, office space, restaurant space, blah, blah, blah, in the LA, Southern California area, send me a DM and we'll get this thing taken care of. You want to open a music venue, a hi-fi Japanese whiskey listening lounge, a gluten-free bakery, come fuck with the boy. Anyway, the one thing that I took away from the Basel's wedding was Leo's hat. So sick. And what it reminded me, if you haven't seen it, he always wears a hat down low covering his face. And it's usually a Yankees hat, a Dodgers hat. It's often murdered out. It's often murdered out, but not always. But it never really strays far from the classics. It's like Yankees cap, Dodgers cap. He's not wearing the new cool bakery merch. He's keeping it trash. He's not wearing the Seattle Mariners throwback. No, he's doing new era classics only. Maybe a 47 brand if he's on the yacht. Maybe the MoMA logo hit on the side if he's feeling, depending on who he's fucking that week. Imagine DiCaprio with the MoMA logo. He's like, I'm fucking this girl who lives over by Chris Black. I gotta wear the fucking MoMA hat. She's into it.

But him wearing the tux with the black on black Dodgers hat pulled down even more low than usual. Even more low than usual. But what I liked about it was before it was just always funny and annoying to me. And it felt like an autistic tick almost for him. Because whenever I see him, you go to the tower, you go to Chateau, you go to these places, you'll see him sometimes. never doesn't have that going yeah always it's like a it's like a never nude it's like i never do that you know whatever he always has that and it's the point now where it's like what like what's really going on bro is this like your emotional sick emotional support hat placement i prefer that to celebrities wearing a mask to to piss off the paparazzi which is a thing they do. What, like a COVID mask? Yeah, like a COVID mask. You'll see Olivia Rodrigo at the grocery store, and she's got a COVID mask on. It's because she wants to fuck up the paparazzi's picture. DiCaprio's been doing the hat. You don't know that, though. 100%. No one's wearing a COVID mask unless it's performative. So whether it's in 2025, unless you're trying to block a photo from being taken. Plug your ears, Taylor. Plug your ears, Taylor. Or you're quote-unquote immunocompromised. Those are the only two reasons you're wearing it. You see celebrities in the airport. You see, like, they'll wear it to dinner. You see it. I mean, I just look at a lot of paparazzi photos. I mean, that's one COVID thing where if you're a celeb, you're like, oh, thank God. So now I can always wear the mask and it's fine. Because if you combine the hat and the mask and sunglasses, you're not getting anything. And we want to know what's going on there. You're not getting anything. But I was looking at some footage from the wedding and I was... Sorry, the last thing before I forgot, the hat placement and it being with a tuxedo. and the black-on-black Dodgers hat pulled over his face. You can only really see his chin. It was reminding me of a Middle Eastern burqa where the woman's body is completely covered in a black burqa, and you only see a little sliver of skin, and that becomes the most alluring sexual thing of all time. So you think he's trying to get the chin...

So I think he's playing a little bit of a, he's going Bedouin mode and he's playing a deeply sexy game with his prey. I think. I think Leo knows exactly what he's doing with his horny hat placement. I don't. I do agree. And it took the contrast of a black on black on black look of the tuxedo hat. I do think the hat placement is horny in a funny way. I agree with you. I never thought about that. And it shows a certain level of confidence as well because Leo's like, yes, I used to be a really cute kid and I would fuck whoever I wanted to. Now I'm 47. I'm kind of chubbier. I'm not as prime as I used to be. Well, he's settling down. And he's still like... I'm Leo, baby. I can still take your chick. 100%. He has power. He has power. But I saw that newly single Orlando Bloom was kind of stalking around wearing a Stussy t-shirt and some short shorts. Stalking around Venice? And I was like, the thought of him and Tom Brady stalking around with Sidney Sweeney is just a... The group of people at this wedding is just so funny. It's literally like, who do we know that is very famous? We're going to invite them and they have to come. And then the other half of the people are the plastic surgeons and dermatologists and drivers. It's like the Netflix show for... Meghan Markle where it's like oh her she doesn't have friends she just like she has staff my makeup guy is gonna be our guest today on the show and you're like she has staff why didn't she get and Mindy Kaling was the only one who was able to step up and Mindy Kaling isn't friends with anybody either Mindy Kaling did that to be on TV I would do the same of course you wouldn't Meghan Markle yeah you would go on Meghan Markle's TV show right I hate Meghan Markle I don't know if I would Really? You would boycott that shit? I just really don't like anything she stands for. I wanted to talk, I guess, speaking of celebrities' bodies. I know that you're a big Drake fan, Chris. This episode of How Long Gone is brought to you by a new podcast from The Guardian stateside with Kai and Carter. This is covering a lot of our bases, Jason. It's trying to slow down.

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So we can get the bod. What do you think Drake is doing diet and exercise wise to get those abs? Because it looks so chiseled more than any other guy. It looks like he's wearing a prosthetic, but it's cool sculpting and other procedures. It looks like Drewski's absuit where the back corner's flap is kind of flapping off. But I think that it's beyond our... like recognition i think i'm saying what he's doing is beyond our scope like we don't know like our civilian access is not it's a different yeah it's a different level of what he has access to that would and that's why he looks like that what do you think is going on mentally do you think he thinks that he is getting one over all of us and we are all believing it or he has to hear the chatter and the gossip about the fact that his abs are completely synthetic, right? I think that he is... Because he pays attention to the internet. I think he's very aware, but I think that there's a point with anybody in that position where you just don't care. You're like, well, I look good, so I don't give a fuck if you're talking about it. The Cybertruck is already paid for. I might as well get it wrapped and drive it. What am I supposed to do? I already did this. With the amount of alcohol that he drinks, it's literally impossible to look like that unless you're genetically touched by God. We've seen Drake for 20 years and know that's not the case. Every part of his body is soft except for his abs. Everyone knows. The ab is the last chapter of the book. That's the hardest thing on the physique to really get, right? We can get big arms, big shoulders. We know what to do with the butt and the legs and the deadlifts, and we can build that out. But the abs takes real work and real starvation, real calorie deficiencies, real shit. And that's the only muscle that he seems to have to find. His arms are pretty big.

Yeah, but there's no definition. It's all soft. I haven't asked him to flex yet. You see the photo, you can tell. The overarching question is, is he delusional or does he just not care and he's passed it? How could you care about anything? If you're that rich and you're doing that well. I mean, obviously you care about Kendrick Lamar quote unquote ending you, but otherwise it's like, what else do you care about? You're still going to fuck. thick southern chicks you live in houston now you're hanging out with morgan wallen you're taking pictures of bud light neon signs and bars he doesn't give a fuck he knows i mean there's no way you don't it's i mean it's like anything else it's like we're looking at tyra banks last night like her face looks crazy she knows it looks crazy but she thinks it looks better than it did before so it shouldn't care if you feel good about it then you don't really care what other people think but i'm saying deep down does drake really think that he's looking good and he made the right decision or do you think he regrets it and he's just not thinking about that and that's his babadook no i don't think he thinks are his abs the babadook i don't i don't know what babadook means but i don't think he it's sort of a metaphor for the deep dark secrets that you don't want to tell i don't think he thinks about anything and that's bro marvin's room author doesn't think about anything how long ago was that take care writer An executive producer doesn't have emotions? No, no. What I'm saying to you is that, unfortunately, because of the situation he's in, I think he's had to put the emotions to the side and learn how to suppress them. Wow. Otherwise, it would be too much. So all of the emotion diverted. We're going to divert all that to Dulles. Had to divert to Dulles. Controla. I think if you move to... moving to houston and buying a horse farm and losing 125 million dollars in one month gambling is that's the sign of a guy who doesn't care and it's not because he's not built to care it's because he's had to stop caring fake abs least of his problems actively actively stopping to care is what i would say is happening the other thing i was thinking you know because we were talking before um last week or a few episodes ago about like

the intentions of eating and enjoying it and like how that affects your body. And I was talking about Hunter sent the Deepak Chopra video and the connection of, you know, blah, blah, blah. And I, you've got Drake and you've got Rihanna and Drake has been in love with Rihanna since the dawn of time. We all know it's the one, the one that got away. Drake is just too goofy for her and he'll never, you know, it's the one thing he can't buy. It's a beautiful Shakespearean tale. They both eat and drink the same diet. They both just have dinner at Giorgio Baldi and drink espresso martinis and Sancerre spritzers, and they're going to get the cake for dessert. They have the same diet. They live the same lifestyle. They have the same amount of money. And if you look at their bodies, Drake is constantly ridiculed, questioned. Sure. And then Rihanna, the fatter she gets, everyone's like, how does she do it? She's glowing. The bitch is stunning. Unfortunately, I think that the tide turns... It's because it's just dork versus cool. Well, I would say that... How pure is your real swag? I don't think that... I think Rihanna is... Every celebrity gets to a point where they can do no wrong and then something happens. That's just how it works. It'll eventually happen. I mean, don't pray on her downfall. I would not, but I'm just saying. I'm anti that. But that's what happens. You get too big, people like you too much, and then something happens and they don't like you anymore, and then you're reborn. What do you think could be something that Rihanna does that topples her? Because she feels a little uncancellable to me. I don't think canceled. That's not what I'm saying. I just mean the tides turn on everyone at a certain point if you get to a level of celebrity. Because people are just like, you're annoying now. I don't know. It'll happen. I don't think that happens to everyone. I think that happens to most. But I think Rihanna is a special circumstance. No, A$AP Rocky is a liability. That's what it is. A$AP Rocky is a big liability. He's got nothing to do. Because Rihanna comes out and she's like, I'm just having a bunch of kids. I don't make music anymore. And everyone's like, slay. And then she's like, you know what?

I'll release the song. It'll be on the Smurfs 2 soundtrack. And everyone's like, this song low-key goes. Low-key goes. She cannot do wrong. And then she's like, I'm going to start a lingerie company that is valued at over a billion dollars now. Look, I'm not saying that all of this is true. So Rocky's going to be... Something will happen. She's doing something nefarious somewhere. There's an offshore account somewhere. Something's going on, and Rocky is going to squeal. I don't even mean that. I don't mean that. I just mean that. Rocky's going to post a screenshot, and he's not going to blur out the number all the way. I think. No, I guess what I'm saying is it's obviously very different, but the way that Justin Timberlake was just beloved, and then one day people were like, you know what? I don't fuck with this guy anymore. The music's not that good. Like whatever, blah, blah, blah. There's a whole thing. He's mean to this. He did this. He did this. Where that was ignored for 20 years because the music was so good and he was so beloved. And then one day, it was Anne Hathaway. One day people were like, you're annoying. She did one interview that was like, you're annoying. And everybody hated her. It's just that can happen. And I think that the X factor is ASAP Rocky. I think he's a liability. Loose cannon. I think there are celebrities who have made it all the way. through the gauntlet i think so too but i don't think they're as big as these like i don't think like they ever reach the peak at the same way i think if you i think if you stay at a seven of ten you're fine i want you to stay i mean that'll get me teared up right now i also think she can put out bad music and people will just not admit it's bad so that won't be the problem like if she put out a record today that was bad people would do backflips to try to justify it being good you sound jealous as hell well On that same subject, we need to talk about the Renee Rapp problem. Dude. A cancer on this world. I watched her Good Morning America performance, and I was like, this is not appropriate for 7 a.m. Go on. She sucks. I just don't know. Not because they're adult.

It was just like, this is too bad to enjoy at 7 a.m. Occasionally, I'll see somebody like that performing, and I will watch it and be like, I don't believe one second of this. I don't believe any of this. I don't know where you came from. I don't know what this is. I don't know who this is for. Your body just rejects it on a cellular level. I think everybody rejects it. I don't think anybody likes it. Lesbians. Lesbians, but there's other lesbian stuff to like that's better. I'm aware of that. I'd rather listen to St. Vincent. I'd rather listen to Cara Delevingne try to make music. It's bad, man. Yeah. No, I mean, obviously, we celebrate many lesbian artists, the entire lesbian catalog. Well, they're all gay now, so you might as well. From Tori Amos to Belly and Back, we're fucking with them. But, you know, that's the thing, you know, equality. I'm all for it. All I want is this to be an equal world, racially, sexually, all that stuff. Part of equality means bad stuff happens too and we have to recognize it. I think people are afraid to speak out. She's only got lesbian going for her. You know what I mean? She doesn't have any other... We talked about this when a Rolling Stone cover came out and she was basically just saying like... Fuck, I hate straight people. Yeah, it was a Cosmo cover saying I hate straight people. Yeah, one of the worst covers of all time saying I hate straight people for Cosmo magazine, a magazine I'm assuming exclusively read by straight people. You know, it's not them.us. And shout out them for all of our them family. But I was saying like it's smart of her to double down and hate. yeah i think so too because she knows all she's got she knows that the self-hating lesbians are her only demographic the only butter for her bread so let's triple down and keep those people forever i forgot which is smart and i applaud that i forgot until right now that when we went to snl and it was jacob lordy was the host that renee rap was the musical guest and it was literally like what i've never heard any of this never i don't know anything about this

It's Target commercial music. But it's not even that good. It's not good enough for Target. That's the problem. What store is Renee Rapp for? Dollar General? Walmart? It's not cool enough, but it's also not big enough. It's just nothing. It's just zero. And she seems mean. Definitely. In a not fun way. In an annoying way. Of course. Yeah, we need to boycott her. I feel like she's, I feel like, I don't feel like people like her that much. Yeah, well, luckily she's not a big part of our lives. We were having a great, with our friend Ryland that we just mentioned. We hung out with him, did some ideation for our live shows at the San Vicente bungalows yesterday. Shout out to the bungalows. I noticed a thing. The toilet seat in the bathrooms at the bungalows does not have the slowdown feature. They're slammers. What do you think about that? I don't at all. I don't at all. As long as I keep the free peanut M&Ms out, I'm not worried about what's going on in the bathroom. Do you feel that in 2025, almost every toilet seat should not be a slammer? When the slammer happens, it's almost a shock to me. I can't say this any more passionately that I've never thought about this in my entire life and couldn't care less about it. But I think these are also... I think I know why. I think because you are probably a slammer and you're a loud pisser. I just don't think that. I think that that is not what anyone said. I don't know why I keep surrounding myself. I don't know why I keep dating these loud pissers. Girl. God, if you send me another loud pisser, I swear to God. I swear to God. No, I think that it's also probably just a symptom of use. I'm sure it started out. No. Very possible. No. 100%. Not at all. You could tell.

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That's pretty much it. But these aren't electronic. You're not talking about the Toto. It's just like a hinge system to wear. You're saying this is listed on the packaging of a toilet seat. Of course. I need to know what the terms are. Because this is unbelievable. I'm never going to buy a toilet seat. That's not something I'm ever going to be in the market for. But I guess I should have known there were categorizations. yeah it's called a slow close okay or a quiet close i mean that's like the when the drawers do that too yeah but i mean to me it's like it's you know you're you're using the bathroom at four in the morning and you don't want to wake somebody up it's nice to just give it a little tap and know that god's got you and it's gonna gently land that this is one of the laziest things i've ever like i can just do it with my hand i'm fine of course we could just do it with their hands you know you know what fuck we could walk there's a new episode of uh and just like that i watched it yesterday definitely the worst television show on television but there's a scene where she's walking around her apartment only in high heels Yeah. For the entire. And the neighbor complains. The neighbor complains. And it's like, yes, you could, you could just, she could just put on sneakers or slippers, but she doesn't want to. It's the same. Like you could, I could grab this toilet seat with my hand and gently bring it down and quietly close it. I could do that. Why would I ever want to when I can just give it a little. Well, if it's at your own home, that's fine. I could walk around in my Manolos gingerly and quietly as to not disturb anyone. Or I could just put some slippers on and never have to think about it again. I can just get the slow close toilet seat and never have to. One less thing to worry about. The fact that you've thought about a toilet seat this much is already concerning. This is the first time I've thought about it. I don't think it is. I don't think it is. The way you're talking about it doesn't seem like it's the first time you've thought about it. If I'm going to a gas station in Barstow or I'm going to some hole-in-the-wall restaurant and it doesn't have the slow close, that's fine. But San Vicente Bungalows, in terms of the...

retail restaurant food in beverage hierarchy it's in the top one percent it's the top of the top i i don't this reminds me of i was in a place where there's no napkins there's hand folded embroidered logo towels and you know there's a hundred of them folded perfectly like you're at a wedding that's more important to me than what you're talking about but one one thing you that it's so That part is so well thought out. Why didn't we do the slow close? Because I don't think everybody's a psycho like you. Okay. But also, when I get the automatic one in a hotel room, I hate it. It's so fucking annoying. Automatic one is bad. It never works well. It's too much. I don't need anything in the bathroom to be hot tech. I don't need that. I don't need a $10,000 toilet. I don't need... I hate automatic sinks. I hate automatic hand dryers. You don't want a Bluetooth shower head, though? No, exactly. I want a sink that turns on with my hand. Talk your shit, Chris. And then I use soap, wash my hands, and then I get a paper towel or a towel. Hand dryers don't work. They save the environment, though. You know I don't care about that. I know your fat ass don't want to scale in their digital scale. No, no, no. Keep the scale all the way out. No, no, no. No, no, no, no. Okay. I guess speaking of scales, we're going to talk about food at the food festival today, but a friend of the show, Emily, who does the Angel, that newsletter, she posted a menu from Chili's. Okay. And it was like one of their first original menus from like the 80s. Not current day, like the OG menu. OG menu. And I was a little bit of a Chili's baby when I grew up. But I mean, it's like a very... i'll show you it's like oh it's kind of cool sick looking yeah yeah yeah and it had you know a time long ago where the prices were just so low like margaritas were two dollars beers were one dollar you know just as as cheap as it gets but when i was a kid we would go there all the time

because they had like veggie burgers and things like that one of the very first places but has your mom been vegetarian for like your whole life no no no okay when we went vegetarian she joined us i see okay okay but we would go to chili's before when we're you know like 12 or something and the amount of calories i consumed in awesome blossoms as a 10 11 year old kid like you know like those are like 2800 calories or something like that and like you can't go to chili's and not get the blossom I think we should go to a Chili's soon. I think you and I should go. Go on. I just think we should go check it out, kick the tires. I feel like it's a place that's probably not as good or bad as we think it is. You're probably right. It's probably a lot more like, this isn't awful than people think. Could do a lot worse. But I think what they've done, and this could just be my thinking, but I feel like in a lot of places, they're the local bar. Yeah, that's right. Watering hole. Yeah, you get bottomless chips, and you can drink hard liquor. Yeah. Slap a couple asses on a high top. No problem. On a high boy. It doesn't seem like, and I also bet the prices are a lot lower than we think they are. Full fajita platter for under $20. Yeah. Where are you going to get that? It definitely ain't the mushroom sushi roll for $25. It's a little different than that. We're not going to talk about the food at San Vicente Bungalows because they're so nice to host us. I loved it. No, I love the food. I don't care. Many do. But last night I was starstruck and I don't want to say who it was. You're not allowed to. That would violate bungalow code. I've been there countless times. If I guess who it is, will you tell me? That wouldn't be fair because you were there with me. Okay. But yeah, there was someone there last night on a date. It looked like a date. who I felt immediately compelled to approach because I feel like I've spent so much time with this person that we could interact normally even though they have no idea who I am or why I'm approaching them. You know what I'm saying? This is called a parasocial relationship, and the teacher becomes the student. Normally, you're walking from Café Integral.

to uniqlo and back or whatever it is and somebody will be like cb big fan blah blah blah loved your episode with and then you say all right bud keep it moving see you later you were gonna do that with beep all right because you you almost went up and were like bro like this this is random i just wonder you and i in the same place you how random it is that we're in the same club i just i just don't know I just don't think he would be nice to me, but I also think that that would make me like him more. I hate to circle back to the point I just brought up, but this is the exact same thing that a Chris Black stan is thinking in their mind when they're encountering you in the public. They're saying, Chris is probably going to be a dick to me, and it's going to be awesome. But the difference is, I am, first of all, I have nothing to stand on. This person is like legitimately famous. Don't say that, Chris. It's true. And I'm nice. Strategist. I'm nice. GQ. The list goes on. I would never be like, not tonight. I'm with my family. You don't. Well, you know that. And Beep knows that. But we don't know that. Because you have a certain vibe that you've put out into the world publicly. And that often is. You are not a golden retriever who's showing his belly and saying, come up and pet me. You have an air to you where it's saying, if you want to come into the cage, you might get bit. See, and I don't like that because I would never bite. I don't like that. I think that's crazy to do. Of course, of course. Unless you're like, I don't know. But you know that you have a reputation. Sure, sure, sure. IRL Chris different than online Chris sure sure so your online persona you know that's why people have these thoughts this person and then this persona is persona I would say even more extreme than that yeah they said you thought Chris was smug but I didn't do it and I don't think I actually would have done it but there was this moment where I felt what if we were at a place that was not that kind of place

No. What if we were at a place where you don't have to put a sticker on your camera phone? If we were at a place where we were somehow in the same zone as him. Same section? Same section. You guys were in the same section at Magic. I don't even know how to explain it. If we were at a place where there was a certain amount of people that were there for a certain reason and everybody was invited to that place, then I would feel more comfortable. If we were at a W Magazine party at the Chateau Marmont? Maybe not even a party. Yeah, sure. Or whatever. If there is a semi-private, if there is a Nomi Fry book party in the lobby of the Chateau and some public can mingle in and mingle out and it's a little mixy, you might say, hey. I wouldn't approach someone. I don't think I would approach someone sitting down at dinner. That's always bad. You can't do that. Especially if he's got something cooking. We should have sent him some zucchini chips or something as a sign of respect. Very funny. We should have done that, huh? I mean, that's just funny to do. I've had people send me sparkling water and shit, and it's really funny. It's really funny. I mean, when we were at the Sunset Tower just two days ago, a friend of the show, Al Wilmont, sent over the crudité with hummus. Sending over a hummus to the fellas is an excellent treat. I agree. Just a little something to nosh on. It's great. I was nibbling. I mean, you know, maybe next time the caviar would be a nice touch, but hey. Is caviar and hummus a mix that people do? No, I'm just saying. Oh, as a gift. The hummus and crudités are likely the most affordable thing on the menu. I thought you were about to blow my mind. At the Infatuation Eats Con this afternoon, we'll definitely find a place where we can get a little caviar on top of the hummus. Are you saying there'll be some Middle Eastern street food with a caviar topper? I think we may have to design that ourselves. We might have to go off script and grab, I think there'll be like a hash brown cube with some caviar. Of course. And we can kind of take that over in the Petri dish. Something I really like. Put it on top of the Ethiopian spread. A hash brown cube. You like a hash brown cube? Love when they're cubed up.

Like a perfect cube? Perfect cube, crispy all four sides. That is a great delivery system. The only other delivery system that's better is the Chick-fil-A medallions that are maybe like a silver dollar size hash brown. Oh, really? And a box full of them. They're delicious. Wow, that's a coin. Yeah, they're like coin size hash browns. It seems hard to make those. Hey, man. You know, actually, you were talking about going to Chili's. I feel like I need to go give Chick-fil-A another second shot. Yeah. I mean, if you go with the right mindset, I think you could be open to it. Does that mean? No. I mean breakfast. Okay. Because that's the best. A chicken biscuit with the... hash browns on the side is a special treat i mean it's it's rare that i eat a breakfast at all let alone this would be i mean this you do bad boy shit like that is airport shit it would be yeah it would be at a different time of day which i agree makes it feel completely different but i don't know if their breakfast menu is available 24 hours chris i bet it's available later than it used to definitely available on sundays that's right we're not gonna get into that And actually, when we were driving home from San Vicente Bungalows last night, we were going down the 134 and there was a drone light show. But above Burbank. It wasn't at Dodger Stadium or Disneyland or anything. It was just... So I don't even know if it was an official thing. Sanctioned. Anyway, I'm driving down the freeway. You know, I've got a little buzz going. And I'm rolling the window down, you know, 78 on the dash. And I pull my phone out to record a video of this majesty. And Carolyn's like, bro, the sticker is on the phone. So, I mean, it looks amazing. I'll show you a video. Oh, shit. I finally ripped the sticker off my phone while driving. I've never seen it. Is that like a Mike Snow album art? Yeah. Like head?

There's like, you know, 800 drones that are programmed to fly in these formations, and they'll just make these different. I got to say, this is completely pointless and unnecessary, but I didn't know it looked that good, like realistic. It has. I don't think it's unnecessary. I think if you're opening an Olympic ceremony or something like that, then it's perfect for it. Or if, like, they're opening a mall in South Korea, going to be dope as hell. I'm a fireworks guy, but I understand what you're saying. I mean, fireworks kill. No noise here either. Yeah, these drones are silent. Think about our four-legged friends, Chris. I don't ever. I try not to. Yeah, shout out to Magna. That's my last plug for them. I'm sampling the Blue Glacier Freeze TJ flavor. We're so close to it. I think we just need to up the acidity a little bit and we'll be perfectly balanced in a glacial way. It's really cool that you think people actually care what that kind of stuff tastes like. Yeah, it's called... It's red, blue, yellow. Yeah, but when it's wrong, it's wrong. You know, your dumb ass is going to go eat an acai bowl, and if they fuck your little coconut crunch up, you're going to be like, something's off here. But these kind of drinks to me are strictly for not enjoyment. It's for people who either want... You don't like drinking a Gatorade? No, no, that's not enjoyment. That's because I'm either very, very thirsty. I would never get one as a treat. I mean, I like the way it tastes, of course, but it's only under duress. I would say that the sour, the salty, the sweet, all of those balancing in a certain way increases the chuggability, the refreshment. Oh, definitely. I'm just saying to you that people, I feel like with Gatorade specifically, people have picked a flavor when they were a child and that they rock with that. And all these powders that are popular now. I only look at them and think lemon-lime. That's the Gatorade flavor I like. That's the powder I want. I have some lemon-lime packets. I'll bless you. I love a lemon-lime. That's what I drink every day. Gatorade? Lemon-lime. No, no, lemon-lime powder. Oh. Yeah. What kind of powder? I'm not going to. I don't want to. Wow. Okay, okay. It's a different powder. Okay, that's fine. That's totally fine. Let's talk.

That's totally fine. It's cool, dude. It's cool. No, literally it is. I honestly respect that. Let's talk Glastonbury. Glasto. I would say that over the last few years, it's just been what it is and it's fine, but I feel like this year specifically, maybe it's because American festivals have not been killing it particularly. The big ones, at least. I think all eyes were on Glastonbury this year. I've never had more FOMO in my life than Glastonbury. Because I'm getting pictures, too, from different people being like... What do you think about Glasto this year? What changed to make it... I mean, is it just the way that the algorithm is... I think for British people, it's like... like a thing you're gonna do of course there's no like if you're a certain kind of person like you've gone every year since you were in high school that's what you're gonna do that's just what it is and i think things ebb and flow in popularity over the years but i feel like right now it is i mean i think it's gonna i think it's i think that's the kind of thing just like coachella that sells out no matter what you don't have to do anything but people talking about it is not always i mean it's not always gonna work the same way Yeah, the differences I was noticing like when I was at Coachella and you look around and it's, you know, it's people content creating. And then when you look at footage of Glastonbury, it's people jumping up and down, singing, going crazy. And it's for like, you know, Ed Sheeran or something like that. Like they're raging. So like Haim. No cell phone in sight. No one's filming themselves. I think it's strictly a different culture. I think Coachella is a festival that was built for influencers. Whether that was the case at first, I don't know. But when that worked, I think they leaned in. And I think Glastonbury has always been like, it's about getting fucked up in the music. That's the whole point. And everybody's going to have to, unless you're like Paul McCartney, you're going to kind of sleep in it. The best you're going to get is an Airstream.

you know, or whatever. And I think it just, it's a different, there's also no like, I mean, I see Barbara posting all this great, Barbara's posting like paparazzi pictures of, of all the people wearing Barbara or whatever. It's very smart, very good. But like, there's no, like, I don't see like brand, there's no like revolve house at Glastonbury. You know what I mean? It's like that part is completely removed or at least we don't see it, which makes it feel different. There was a Sweaty Betty DJ set at the Betty booth. I love the Sweaty Betty DH2 kind of crossover. Dirty hit, yummy mummy. I would love to see George at four in the morning DJing in a sports bra. Do you have a big, my sets. Kelly Lee Owens is like, why did you take my fucking bra, bro? This is our Sweaty Betty collab. So I agree they don't have that, but I would say. any any American festival is it just like a British because I know that people in London we have a big following they're on their phones posting on social media just as much as we are totally I think why are they able to go to a festival and just not I think it's the culture of the festival is what I'm trying to say. I think it's even people that are... It's a real sacred space. But also, it's insane. Glastonbury's going on, and Olivia Rodrigo played Hyde Park. Zach Bryan's playing Hyde Park. I think there's just a different appetite. That couldn't happen here. You know what I mean? If Coachella's going on, no one would dare play the Hollywood Bowl. That's insane to think about. And it also wouldn't be allowed due to radius clauses. No, but I'm saying these people, these things are separate is what I'm saying. Zach Bryan, who's as big as it gets, has 50,000 people at his show and two hours away, there's another 150,000 people to watch the 1975. That's kind of insane. I agree. And England is a small country compared to America. It's true. It's true. But they love music, you know?

Music is life. Congrats to 1975 for headlining Glastonbury. That's quite huge. Who else is playing? Who else is headlining? I have no idea. I don't either. No clue. Absolutely no clue. Great picture of Alexa Chung and Olivia Rodrigo backstage. Felt like a real like Olivia met her hero. I seem to have missed that. Type shit. I'll check it out. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know who else is playing. I'm sure there's cool. I saw Haim. Yeah. BBC's throttling the live stream though, which I don't love. Like you don't get live. Like you only, you get like one clip a day later. Their technology will catch up with golden voices soon. That's true. I mean, they do have wooden teeth still. So we got to kind of, we got to kind of. Yeah, but they're rocking harder. They're loving it. I mean, I want to be there because of that energy level just being different. I want to be there except that everyone who goes told me that I shouldn't go because if you're not on drugs, you can't really do it. It's just a tough, it's tough. And you're too much of a neat, clean freak. You're too much of a body washer. I can't let go and let God as far as mud goes. Really? No. I'm okay with mud. It's like bacteria and human other stuff. the level of like... Dirt isn't dirty. I just think if you've been doing that since you were 14, you're just like, this is what I do, this is how it works. If you're a swamp doggy? I think to drop into that at 42 is a little bit more difficult. That is very unjust like that, isn't it? You won't even glamp. No, I wouldn't glamp. No. I mean... If it was really nice and it was like Safari. It depends on what the upload and download speeds are on the Wi-Fi. What did you say? I said it depends on what the upload and download speeds are. The Wi-Fi is cranking. I'm happy. They're like, oh, we have Wi-Fi. And you're like, yeah, but I'm going to need the diagnostics. Can you take a screenshot of the speed test and just send it over before I book my reservation? At the very least. We mentioned Joe Budden a little bit earlier today, but we should talk about his.

theatrics i'm i'm for our listeners who don't know he was he was joe budden big podcaster he's got a patreon makes a lot of money huge sponsorship deals he's he posted a screenshot of some numbers he blacked out a number which was his monthly revenue from patreon And did not do a good enough job blacking it out. And it was very clear to see. You can pinch and zoom and see that he. I think he might have done that on purpose. He makes $900,000 per month on Patreon alone. Not counting prize picks and whatever other deals he has going on. $900,000 a month for Joe Budden. I'm happy. He deserves it. Okay. The output is that good. I think it's honestly like he earns it. Yeah. I mean, because that's around, what, $10 million a year. obviously he has a high overhead there's a lot of people on his staff and payroll and you know production costs and blah blah blah lights and sound and etc so you know he's not taking all that home of course but he's making a good living why why do you think he would post that well i mean i think that it's also fake and he also is not dumb enough to whoopsie daisies do that i think it was an intentional leak of that number and i think it was so They can just stay in the media cycle and just have another thing to talk about. There could be some sort of something going on behind the scenes where that number leaking helps him business-wise. You know what I mean? Like in terms of valuations? Valuation. There's another deal going on and he's trying to play. Maybe he's trying to go to Substack. He's got to show them what the Patreon looks like so you can get the guarantee. Joe is like, sub-stack, I'm going to need the guarantee. And they're like, well, what's Patreon giving you? And you're like, if I told you that, I would lose my position of power in this negotiation. But I do think the numbers, people were really shocked. I mean, I guess I was too, but it's also like, if you listen, you realize how popular it is if you listen to it. It puts things in a lot of perspective, I would say. I mean. You know, when people talk about other.

you know tim dylan makes whatever a couple hundred thousand a month on patreon you know peter teal gives red scared 25 a month and you're like damn that's crazy it's a good living making 25 000 a month for you know talking to your friend for an hour amazing but that's pennies pennies compared to but that's what i mean i think joe button's making more money than shows that are much bigger like visibly bigger like i mean unless you have a crazy smartless deal like he's probably making more money than you yeah you know and you're right he does earn it he puts in the most work most hours i mean he he's more prolific than joe rogan totally and it's actually joe rogan is known as the yeah and it's also a comedy podcast joe rogan is not funny he doesn't have a funny bone in his body um I tried to disagree and I couldn't. It is, though. I wonder how much money Dax Shepard's making. He's probably making something similar to that. Yeah, I would think so, too. I think so. But it's a different... Maybe more, I don't know. Maybe more, but he's got to pay that annoying co-host. They had Brad Pitt on, which is fucking crazy. They're broskies. Well, they clearly are just AA friends, which is whatever it takes. But Brad was good. It was cool. He's a cool guy. I loved it. And while he was there, he got his house broken into. That sucks, dude. He took the Ducati over to Venice to go politic with Dax for an hour and a half. Get on the couch. Comes back. All his fucking Oscars are gone. MS-13 threw a fucking kettlebell through his living room window and took everything. If anyone listening wants to smash and grab my ass. I don't have nothing worthwhile. Nothing. In my house, I don't have those. Unless you're an XL size 12 shoe, there ain't nothing for you. There's two things in my house that I care about. My laptop and my watch. And when I'm out of town. They're with me. They're with me. If you can get that sauna on your back out the door, it's yours. Good luck. Otherwise, I don't have shit. I can replace the sauna. Even though we do have a lot of memories together, you can replace it. Yeah, yeah.

And I just feel I'm feeling bad for for Brad, man. And is it at a point where celebs or just people of of means in general are going to have to have like 100 percent live in 24 hours? I mean, someone like that, someone like Brad Pitt should have that regardless, probably. I agree. Or at least a guy at like the gate. You know what I mean? Like a check in area. Yeah. Where you show your ID to get in. but yeah i mean it sucks but yeah i mean that's how fucking pop smoke got killed yeah yeah yeah like people don't play i mean it's it's getting like obviously the like i get a chick to hit on you at the club you take her home we follow you and then we rob you that that's advanced or the valet trick as well what's that just the valets got the homies on the phone oh i see yeah when the mclaren pulls up at mother wolf Let them know, hey, here's the driver's license number. Pull the address. We know that this guy is not going to be home. We'll tell you when he leaves. We'll tell you when he leaves. I didn't realize that. There's 20 of these rabbit holes that you do not want to go down. You don't want to think about. If it can happen to Brad, it can happen to anyone. Yeah, right? I mean, it could, but it probably won't happen to you. have a shitty house less likely to happen in new york honestly don't yeah i mean you're you're much more likely to get touched like the most as far as like safety goes in that way there's just so many hurdles to get over to get into a building that it's just new york's a pussy ass town i think it's i think it's better to stick someone up on the street and see what they got on them i agree i would never do that no no no but yeah the door man the this door the security code the elevator there's too much it's not It's not just like throw a brick through the window and grab some stuff. Well, this episode of How Long Gone has ended on a somber grim note. This episode of How Long Gone is brought to you by ADT for all your security needs. We love the folks over at Simply Safe or your mattress is free. Oh, God. All right. How Long Gone? Get your tickets. Minneapolis, just so you know, you're the first show and it's going to be very special. We are going to be doing like a ticketed stream of that show.

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